You are lost in a boggy swamp. What do you do?

• Keep on struggling through the swamp, moving from one clump of grass to another and fighting off stray alligators with your cutlass.
• Catch hold of a boa constrictor dangling from an overhanging branch and use it to swing across to solid ground at the edge of the swamp.
• You call for volunteers from your party of pirates to lie down on top of the bog so you can walk across without getting your boots muddy.